​​​​​​Because humor is funnier when you know it's true.

I just took a peek at my ex-boyfriend's online dating profile​ (continued)


If Mike does find a new sweetie partly because of the appealing photos I took of him, should I feel complicit in luring her into a relationship with an untrustworthy man?

But what about the fact that I discovered his cheating, tossed him out, then promptly posted a photo on Jdate of me holding his grandson to help me find his replacement?

How kosher is that?

Who can say? We all deserve happiness and, within reason, we can’t be faulted for doing what we can to get there.

But if Match.com ever comes up with an upgrade that enables your ex to edit your online profile?

I’ll be on it in a heartbeat.

-Roz Warren

This piece originally appeared on humoroutcasts.comRoz Warren, who writes for everyone from The New York Times to The Funny Times, is the author of Our Bodies, Our Shelves: Library Humor  and Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library, both of which you should buy immediately.