Because humor is funnier when you know it's true.
Your dog or your boyfriend (continued)
“No man will ever be as honest as your dog, or as loyal, or as caring. He might claim that he’ll be there for you. But you KNOW that Maggie will.”
“You don’t need a man in your life to make you happy. You need just two things. Yourself… and your dog.”
MR RIGHT WILL LOVE BOTH YOU AND YOUR DOG
“You’ll find somebody nicer who will love Maggie too.”
“Peaches and I are a package. End of story.”
“The right guy will delight in a Bichon being part of your bedtime routine.”
YOU’RE NOT THE FIRST BICHON OWNER TO MAKE THIS CALL
“I made the same decision with my ex. He said choose… and I did! Lilo has shared my bed since she was a puppy. Eight years and counting.”
“When my husband proposed, I told him that my dogs, who had shared my bed long before he did, would continue to do so. And if he hadn’t been okay with that? I wouldn’t have married him.”
“I made the same call a decade ago. Best decision I ever made, because I met and married a man who loves both me and my dogs.”
A BICHON ON THE BED? ALWAYS A PLUS
“Mine cuddles with me every night and I wouldn’t trade that for the world.”
“I can’t sleep without Buttons.”
“My hubby doesn’t like sleeping with our dog on the bed either. When he complains I tell him to go sleep in another room. We just celebrated our 25th anniversary.”
“Betsy is the best contraceptive I’ve ever used.”
YOU CANT SHARE YOUR BED WITH TOO MANY BICHONS
“No fluff in the bed? Is he insane? I sleep with four cuddly Bichons and I love it.”
“Good for you. We sleep with six.”
“All five of ours sleep with us.”
“My husband and I sleep with three. We don’t accept people in our life who don’t love our furkids.”
“We share our bed with six Bichons and my hubby loves it. Real men love Bichons!”
“We currently have nine in our bed. (Four adults and five puppies.)”