​​​​​​Because humor is funnier when you know it's true.

It’s a good thing I have a dog​ (continued)

Is the fact that I talk to my Yorkie-poo a problem?

Does it make me anti-social? Does having a dog to confide in stop me from putting my profile on a dating website and finding somebody to talk with who understands the words “grandson” and “stiletto?”

Perhaps. Still, I don’t think that my talking to Captain is a problem.

If he ever starts to answer me? That’s when I’ll worry.

-Roz Warren

Roz Warren (roswarren@gmail.com) writes for everyone from the Funny Times to the New York Times and has appeared on both the Today Show and Morning Edition. Roz is the author of OUR BODIES, OUR SHELVES; A COLLECTION OF LIBRARY HUMOR and JUST ANOTHER DAY AT YOUR LOCAL PUBLIC LIBRARY, and the editor of the ground-breaking Womens’ Glib humor collections, including titles like WHEN CATS TALK BACK and MEN ARE FROM DETROIT, WOMEN ARE FROM PARIS. She also curates the LIBRARY LAUGHS page on Facebook. Her work has been included in 10 Chicken Soup for the Soul collections.  You can follow her on Muck Rack and on Medium.