​​​​Because humor is funnier when you know it's true.

Sealed with a kiss

A friend’s father visited the home of his dearly departed sister.  In going through her possessions, he found a box containing a tissue-wrapped item, and recognized the shape as the prosthesis from her mastectomy.  His modesty prevented him from unwrapping it but decided that such an expensive item could benefit another mastectomy patient.  He advised the local cancer organization that he was sending them the prosthesis for reuse, to which they responded with much gratitude.  Upon receipt of the box, the organization sent him a note thanking him for his generosity, but advising him that he had in fact sent them a crystal candy dish in the shape of a giant Hershey kiss. - Anonymous